Tokyosnowlet: The Worst Sarcasm I've Ever Got

The Worst Sarcasm I've Ever Got

  • Very Very Sarcastic
Just incase you don't know what sarcastic is, I don't know how to explain, but here's a sarcastic situation.

Ah Boy : *walks in with a torn and dirty t-shirt*
Ah Girl : Wah ah boy, your shirt very clean and nice hor~ *giggles*

Ah Girl is being very sarcastic. Geddit?

Ok. So I hope now you'll understand what is means. I'm sure many of you have been into such situation or maybe STARTED such situation just like me but what is the most sarcastic situation you've ever been? I had mine just a few days ago. And here's what it says.

RM0.20 PLKN: Maaf!
930926****** anda
tidak terpilih untuk
menyertai PLKN Siri
8/2011. Terima kasih.

Of course I'm damn HAPPY! But what I didn't like was the sarcasm. It should have been like this.

RM 0.20 PLKN : TAHNIAH!!!
930926****** anda
tidak terpilih untuk
menyertai PLKN Siri
8/2011. Pergilah merayakan
berita yang teramat baik ini.
TERIMA KASIH! =D

Now that's more like it! Right? Students like me not only would feel the joy of being not selected, but we'll also be happy that the government are happy with us too!

I actually sent the message at 3pm on Thursday. I only got it after 24 friggin' hours. LOL!

But before the sms came I already knew I wasn't selected as I checked the internet. Oh it was fast because I checked it at 3am. Anytime you check before 3am, it's impossible to get into the website.

I typed this, with my shaking fingers sweating.

When I saw this, you have just no idea how happy I was. I was so over-joyed that I slept a lil later than 5am that night, leaving me less than an hour to sleep. LOL.

Oh and for those who'll come and say, "Oh you have to check twice later they have mistake". FYI I checked the internet 3 TIMES and 2 TIMES by SMS. So please don't come bragging to me saying that they may have mistakes and I'm selected. I know you're jealous I'm not selected, just deal with the fact that you're selected.

Goodnight!

*I've got many cases like this already, and those are the people that are selected for NS. Get what I mean? Urgh!*