Stupid Vampire

• Just, Dumb.

Lol k I've got a joke. Some of you might have heard of it but who cares, I'll still blog about it lol.

There were 3 vampires. They were desperately thirsty for blood.

So one of them said, "Hey, lets go kill some people and drink lots of blood today!". The other 2 vampires agreed to do so.

So the first one went off as quick as the wind WHOOOSH! Then the 2 vampires look at the one, and they heard screamings and shoutings and glass breakings. Then the vampire came back. Blood was dripping down from the side of his mouth.

Then the 2 vampires were stunned, "WOAH, what did you do???". Then the vampire said, "See the house there? I killed everyone, and drank all their blood!" "Woah!", said the other 2 vampires.

The 2nd one then said, "Ok, my turn". And this time he wants to beat the first one. Off he went, WHOOOSH! Faster than the first one. The other 2 looked at him, there were more screamings and shoutings and sounds of houses collapsing and fire burning. Then he came back. His whole lower jaw had a lot of blood dripping down.

"WOOOAAHH!! What the hell happened???" the 2 vampires asked. The 2nd vampire then said, "See the village there? I KILLED everyone and DRANK all their blood.". Both of them were so shocked.

Then the 3rd one, acted cool, said "My turn, I shall win you both." WHOOOOOSSSHHH!! Off he went FASTER than the first 2 vampires. But awkwardly, they heard nothing. No sound. No crashing sound. Nothing

WHOOOSH the third vampire came back so quickly. His face was FULL Of blood. The 2 vampires had the shock of their lives. "What the... what happened?".

Then the 3rd vampire said, pointing with his shivering fingers, "See... that.. tree, there?.."

"Yeah" the 2 answered.

The 3rd one then said,...

"I ......







couldn't .... see it."

Goodnight.